Friday, August 31, 2007

I Am Rendered Nearly Speechless By This New Color

In a stunning departure Brian renders me almost without speech tonight by donning a solid, linen-looking cravat of toasted khaki! What's more, the knot appears to be a Windsor with double dimples, carefully placed so as to create a small box-pleat at its base. Was it my fervid imagination, or was there a bit of a smug twinkle in his eyes tonight as he brought us the news? Did he vote in my poll? Is he reading The Tie Report? Is he toying with me? Where are my pills?