Big Girls DO Cry, And Over This Oft-Repeated Tie

When I saw it was this tie, the purply, red, burgundy, lavender, Byzantine mosaic psychedelic patterny one again, I almost sobbed. For I am absolutely bereft of any creativity with which to bring this tedious and relentlessly reappearing tie to you. My only solace lies in the hope that there is, somewhere, a Secret Society of Neckwear Ninjas who, already alerted by my small animal-like cries of pain, are stealthily on their way to take out this tie, once and for all.