Invasion Of The Body Snatchers: Stripes

Yawn. I am weary of trying to come up with ways of describing this cravat, The Buff and Baby Blue Stripe of Boredom. Truly it has become a BW Fave, for it has sneaked into the Fashion Rotation with alarming regularity since its debut on 23 May--a stunning six times, most of those occurring in the span of a few weeks. Also noted during tonight's viewing of The Nightly, there was a definite stripiness in Brian's hair at the temples, not as if it were highlighted, but as if it were overly gelled. The whole stripes thing is becoming an Insidious Force. When a Fashion Motif begins to take over your actual physiognomy, it's gone too far. Look in the mirror, Brian, before it's too late!