Lavender Freakout II (With Cinematic Reference)

I am speechless. I am...without speech. It is The Perpetual Tie. The Eternity Tie. The Tie That Will Not Die. We saw it on April 19. We saw it on April 26--twice, due to the MSNBC Democratic Candidates' Debate. We saw it on May 1. And now, we must see it AGAIN. This plain, lilac raw silk cravat is the fashion equivalent of the movie "Groundhog Day." Oh, except for the part WHERE I'M NOT LAUGHING!!