How Dare He Wear The Tie Which Shall No Longer Be Reviewed By Me On MY BIRTHDAY!?!?!?!?!

Brian Williams donned a new tie in observance of My Birthday; it was a vintage foulard pattern of lush, verdant forest green and...oh, forget it. Who am I kidding? He wore the same blah--er--blue tie with gall--er--gold annoying--er--narrow stripes that he wore on 2/19 and 4/18. I am bored by this somnambulent cravat. It is soporific, vapid, and tiresome. It should be employed by mothers of colicky babies. It should be marketed as a holistic alternative to Ambien and Lunesta. It should zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz