Lavender Freakout

What do April 19, April 26, and May 1 all have in common? THE SAME FREAKING SOLID LAVENDER TIE THAT I AM SO BORED WITH THAT I WANT TO RIP MY OWN SPLEEN OUT AND FLING IT AGAINST THE WALL! Do you think Mrs. Williams and he had a fight and she gave him only, like, 5 minutes to grab some clothes and get the hell out? Because this is a major, major repeat cycle, according to the archives. If that is the case, then, Mrs. Williams, I'm begging you: send some ties C.O.D. and P.D.Q. I can't take much more of this!