Thursday, March 31, 2011

It's About The Environment

What is this? Brian dons the St. Patrick's Day tie? The Report is on guard immediatement. This stripe of verdant green and true blue never makes an appearance unless it's The Holiday. Yet, here it is, looking dapper against a pastel blue shirt. It's sort of an EcoCravat, isn't it? Imagine if a young man went to a posh boarding school and, along with his navy serge blazer with the gold crest, he wore (once a week, on Meeting Day) this tie. On that day, he and his little band of Concerned Environmentalists would discuss banning styrofoam carryout containers at the chip shops in their parish, and decide to circulate petitions to pressure the school commissary to sell drinks only in recyclable containers.