SPT.
Zut alors et Quelle horreur! Just when I think this Fashion Godzilla couldn't get any worse, it manifests an Apparition of Aberration about two-thirds of the way down. Was it a smudge?...a horizontal fold?...a desk-crease?
What was it? We here at
The Report are keeping a cross, some garlic, and a copy of
GQ close by as talismen, just in case.