Sometimes, We Have To Hide Our Holiday Kitsch Under A Little Bit Of...Well, We At Least Have To Try

Debut Tie. This is as close as one can get to wearing a Holiday Novelty Tie without actually wearing a Holiday Novelty Tie. Admit it: the moment this cravat appeared in all of its red-and-red-and-white-striped glory, the first thing you thought was CANDY CANE. Because, honestly, we all know that's exactly what it is supposed to be. And Merry Christmas right back atcha, Brian.