Brian's Tie Leaves Me Feeling Slightly Irked, Yet Somehow Bored, Like A Family Restaurant Chain, You Know?

Oh, I don't know, Brian Williams. Is it the tie or is it moi? Because I'm just not feelin' it. Striped, two shades of blue, neither of which is very attractive--navy and Carolina/sky--and it's just so ordinary and pedestrian. It's like eating at Bob Evans or Perkins. It's certainly something that satisfies the requirement, but it's nothing you'll find memorable or exciting or talk about with any sense of urgency or recommendation.