Monday, January 28, 2008

Stodgy Striped Tie Is A Welcome Transition

Debut Tie. Brian goes from skanky to stodgy with this sedate striped tie. Blue-grey stripes thinly outlined with high-contrast red-orange stuffily arrange themselves at neat, wide intervals against a deep navy background. This is the sort of cravat that would harrumph and cough pointedly at the family reunion when callow young Bert thoughtlessly sat at the head of the table, clearly in violation of custom, which would dictate that Great Uncle Frederick, more mature in years and the family patriarch, had earned that seat by virtue of his age and position.