Friday, March 9, 2012

In Which I Posit The One Scenario Making This Cravat An Acceptable Purchase

Oh, my, viewers.  Looks like we're getting a visit from those Fashion Don'ts, Gaudy & Garish.  It's difficult to know what is more jarring, that ultramarine blue throbbing in the background, or the flaming fuchsia stripes pulsating upon it.  Sigh.  Certainly this tie is something a three-year-old girl might grab from her shopping cart seat, drawn to its Dora the Explorer-esque colour scheme and vivid saturation of hues.  "Pretty, Mommy, pretty!" we can hear her exclaim in her as-yet-unsophisticated fashion excitement.  She, at least, has an excuse.