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Brian! Williams! dons! his! arresting! striper! of! tangerine! and! cerulean! tonight! This tie clamors and blabs like an attention-starved toddler while Mom is on the phone with her boss.  It's Rainbow Afro Man holding up his John 3:16 sign in the crowd.  It's the Poindexter in the droning list of Jasons, Jennifers, Ambers, and Aarons.