The Lamentation Turns Ugly: That's What A Lack Of Appreciation Will Do To You

Not only is this tie banal and pedestrian with its Noxzema jar blue background and goldenrod narrow stripes, but it is yet another blue and yellow striped tie being worn the day after yet another blue and yellow striped tie. I just find myself at a loss when faced with such...what? Fashion nonchalance? Style ignorance? Cravat cavalier-ness? Fan disregard? (And by that last one, I mean for the fans, not by the fans, obviously.) June is turning out to be a Tie Travesty.