Another Disappointment Has Dashed My Hopes For A Fashionable February

Not one to play cutesy and stoop to holiday themed neckwear, Brian instead knots up a violet tie with a grey faux tweed pattern that wreaked havoc on the cameras of The Nightly for the entire newscast. This ill-conceived cravat appeared to shimmy and shake like a go-go dancer with the DT's. My disappointment is boundless; February started out with such promise, and now...je suis desolee.