Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Sans Cravate But Avec Manteau Brun

. Alas! Brian Williams, reporting live from The Big Easy, was sans cravate tonight. (That's French for "without a fashion sense because he was wearing a godawful brown coat that looks like something my husband would pick up at Sears and say 'hey, this would be good to wear for when I carry firewood in from the woodpile at the back of the garage' and I would say "how the hell did we wind up in Sears of all places looking at clothing in the first place?" and he would say 'I'm not really sure but what about this coat?' and I would say "Just turn around now and start walking, fast...Oh, god, I hope no one saw you with that."'") Yeah, that kind of coat.