Brian Does...It

So!  Tonight's tie!  Wow.  What...was that about?  A dusty lilac field with stripes that looked like fuchsia cables.  It was kind of like Cirque du Soleil meets porn fetish film studio meets Easter Parade meets Dora the Explorer aisle at Toys R Us.  The lilac was pretty, and I like the idea of the cable textured stripe, but fuchsia?  There is a taste issue here that needs to be addressed.  But not now.  I have a headache.