Thursday, June 27, 2013
Oh no, Brian Williams. No. This tie...this garish...thing. Upon first glance it appears to be a minuscule pattern of vivid red-violet and ash-coloured houndstooth, shimmering and glimmering like some sort of mercurial, Dali-esque disco ball. But on closer inspection, one can discern that this is a trick of the fabric. This is, in fact, a Solid Purple Tie! It is only the contrasting basketweave of the cloth that causes this trompe l'oeil. After all that, after all is said and done, whether it be SP or teeny-tiny checks, nothing can save this disturbing cravat. It is, in a word, gauche.
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