Monday, March 3, 2014
We did not even have time to miss this cravat since Brian Williams just wore it Tuesday last. It is so obviously his Go To Tie, this stripe of cream and nightsky. "Oh, le sigh," we can imagine Monsieur Williams uttering petulantly whilst surveying the wealth of neckwear inside l'armoire des cravates. "I'm so very bored by it all. My first priority is The News. This--" and here he indicates the contents with an impatient, sweeping gesture, "--all of this is mere falderal. The people who care about such things are mere dilettantes. Here; here is the tie for today. It is perfectly fine. Now," he says as he carelessly knots it up expertly, "now I must go. News is happening. News is occurring in every corner of the globe, and I must bring it to the American people."
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