Monday, April 29, 2013
Perhaps this is now Bri's Monday Tie. It was, after all, last Monday when he most recently donned this homey cravat of teensy blue and white checks sprinkled with pink diamond-shaped medallions. All he needed was one of those concrete geese perched on the corner of the Nightly newsdesk, all decked out in a themed outfit, and the effect would have been complete.
Friday, April 26, 2013
Mr. Williams wears a cravat of deep navy with slim diagonals of platinum white. It's a very staid, very stodgy tie. This is the kind of tie that holds no surprises. It's not going to suddenly, at a birthday dinner, hold out the keys to a brand new car. Likewise, it will not turn to you during an episode of Seinfeld and announce that listen, there's no easy way to do this, but it would like a divorce. This is a tie that will not, out of nowhere, show up with two tickets to Paris, but it will drive you to the emergency room when you cut yourself on a broken coffee pot. Twice. Not so bad now, is it?
Thursday, April 25, 2013
This evening we are spared from another purply tie as Brian Williams knots up a familiar striper of midnight and white, the latter having the texture of grosgrain ribbon. After so many weeks of being so very ill, her patience and good humour were brittle and nearly spent. He came in with a small bouquet of tulips and a silly stuffed dog. She turned to him from gazing wistfully out the window, and her eyes were shiny and wet. One blink, and they overflowed. He held her and when the tears subsided, he picked up her hairbrush. Scalp to ends, he brushed her dark tresses; it always took the stress away. He tied it all up in a beautiful ribbon and, just to make her laugh, put one on her new dog, too.
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Wednesday, April 24, 2013
When I was much younger, Bounty paper towels advertised themselves as The Quicker Picker Upper. Their commercials featured a square of their towelling being laid upon all manner of liquids; then a hand would quickly fetch them up, and tada! A bright, shiny-clean countertop would be all that remained. This after mere moments of Bounty sucking up the liquid in its little square pockets of absorbable fibers. Brian's tie reminds me of these commercials with its minute mulberry and ashen checks. It looks for all the world as if it were made of a few sheets of Bounty sodden with grape drink.
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Tuesday, April 23, 2013
There is something commanding and elegant about this tie of black and varied metallic gold stripes that Brian Williams wears tonight. It speaks in modulated low tones and careful whispers, deferentially, yet not in the least bit obsequious. It may be New Money, but it is not Nouveau Riche, not brash nor gauche. Steering away from dangerous deals and cheap women, it chooses carefully among the greybeards of the industry and the young turks up and coming. Women can wait, fast money is of no interest, and for now, only wine, nothing stronger.
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Monday, April 22, 2013
Brian again grabs this cottagey looking tie of minuscule blue checks overlaid with a scattering of tiny pink medallions that look like blobby little diamonds. It's a very comfy-cozy tie, like walking into a craft store or a Cracker Barrel gift shop full of potpourri, wax melt scent burners, cinnamon brooms, and little quilty things. These shops always sell tons of cutesy items that I call "dust catchers." They're fun to look at, delightful to inhale, but I know that their primary purpose is to Sit Around. I already have a couple of cats for that.
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Friday, April 12, 2013
A sort of grandchild to Wednesday's cravat, this tie has stripes of nightsky and blush pink. He pulled into the driveway and jumped out of the van, quickly walked to the back, and took out the arrangement. It was a towering vase of bashful pink roses and carnations and star lilies. Anyone would love these flowers, he thought. This was the part of his job that he loved the most, the face at the door. Wide eyes, smiles, the thank you--as if he had bought the flowers for them himself. He rang the bell, and a woman answered. Her face was puffy and tragic. It was clear that she had been crying, and that she had been at it for a long, long time. A small boy pushed in front of her, and only then did he notice that they were both dressed in black.
Thursday, April 11, 2013
This may be a Debut Tie. We here at The Report can't recall seeing it before, a cravat of strawberry with classic white-centred medallions of violet. She threaded through the slow-moving crowds in front of him, swift and direct. Turning to find him, she laughed and waved, beckoning him to hurry. He caught up with her at her favourite produce vendor, picking out vegetables with a practiced eye. Saad, who loved her like a suitor, held up huge white heads of cauliflower, vast nests of dark green kale, handfuls of purply shallots, and red-veined Swiss chard. She nodded at them all, flirting shamelessly, and moved on to fruits where the bargaining became hard.
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Wednesday, April 10, 2013
It is the silk stripe of lilac and midnight for Mr. Williams this evening. He readied the cameras and barked orders at his assistants. The model was new and inexperienced, and he dreaded this shoot. She walked in wearing a close-fitting black satin dress with long sleeves and a highbacked neckline. "Black black black," he muttered. "Even her hair is black. Let's start with headshots, nice and tight." He moved in close, crowding her, hoping for a reaction. She lifted her face and he gasped. Her eyes. Her eyes were...lavender. Her eyes were lavender, like two beautiful orchids. He couldn't stop clicking off shots.
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Tuesday, April 9, 2013
Like most things in Northeast Ohio, Brian's newscast on Monday was pre-empted by the Indians Home Opener. We here at The Report had to wait until Tuesday's viewing for a tie, and sadly, we were rewarded with yet another airing of the blue with grey polka dots. This cravat cluttered up March most shamefully, and BriWi seems hellbent on giving it free rein to do likewise with April. If that is the case, it will find itself in that Den Of Ubiquity known as...The Axis Of Evil.
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Thursday, April 4, 2013
The cravat for this evening's consideration is one of smoky turquoise and a lighter, pewtery blue in narrow stripes. Whenever she travelled, she liked to stop in the little out of the way towns and find the tiny shops full of stuff. Now and then she would find a cache of nice things, antique jewelry and table silver. Today was one of those days. She had spotted an old squash blossom necklace, heavy and gloomy with tarnish, but its stones beautiful. The shopkeeper, long braids mostly grey, lifted it from the case almost begrudgingly. They both wanted it in their own way, and they would both need convincing.
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
This evening's striped tie is of deepwater blue and kidglove grey. He affixed his stickpin to his ascot and carefully buttoned his waistcoat. Peering out the window, he noticed the clouds gathering on the edge of the horizon. "Patterson, please tell Greyson not to saddle up the horses for the ladies," he said. "We're sure to get some weather soon." He shrugged into the proffered morning coat, took the finely brushed bowler, and went down to excuse himself from breakfast.
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Tuesday, April 2, 2013
The striped tie BriWi offers viewers tonight is one of suitcoat navy and pumpkin. It was the hardest thing she had ever made up her mind to do, but she had to do it. And not just for herself, but for the baby who was coming soon. It wasn't that she didn't love him--she did and with all her heart. But he was always...sad. Just so sad. There was never any joy, and she was aware that his gloom was casting an ever-darkening veil over her own outlook. She packed carefully and swiftly, and in a blur of tears.
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