Thursday, September 19, 2013
It's getting so that I actually fear this tie, this cranberry thing with turquoise medallions that interlock in some Byzantine fashion rendering it a decent facsimile for a strange sort of plastique stained-glass window thingy that your Aunt Sylvia might buy you for Christmas from a dollar store "just so you have something to open." I don't know why I have such a viscerally negative reaction to this particular cravat. Brian has had it at least since I began doing The Report back in 2007, and I have never felt good about it. That's the way it goes sometimes; I can't apologize for it, so I won't.
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