Monday, September 30, 2013
Ho hum, Brian Williams. Perhaps you decided to wear such a soporific cravat this evening to be a Calming Influence during these Turbulent Times. A navy blue tie with slim white stripes is not exciting. It is not shocking. It is not even the least bit inspiring. It is...oh, don't make me say it. Ah, but I must--"boring." Were it up to me, I would vote against a Continuing Resolution extending the life of this tie. I would have to propose legislation to defund this tie and so many others. But I would never hold The Nightly hostage in order to do so.
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