Monday, July 29, 2013
I wish Brian Williams' tie had some quality by which I could recommend it; alas, it does not. The fabric appears cheap, like dime store sateen, and the vivid stripes are best described as Hunter's Orange. Even the background colour is a rather blinky navy blue, like one would find as part of a dollar store dolly's sailor outfit, made in Taiwan or Bangladesh or China or someplace. On the whole, this tie comes across as something one might find in a conglomerate gift given by one's goofy aunt who is prone to shop at warehouse closeouts, yard sales, flea markets, and from television channels like ShopTV. Perhaps she saw something called The Businessman's Bucket, a plastic receptacle with a solar calculator, a faux leather phone case, a plastic "marbleized" pen and pencil set, this tie, and a microsuede address book. Just the thing!
Brought to Life by Nance at 11:57 PM