Friday, October 7, 2011
"Yes, good afternoon, Miss. I'm looking for a tie that...well, just a tie. I don't want it to be too noticeable, too...fashionable. I'm a Serious Newsman, and what I'm wearing isn't the point. It just isn't what's important. With so much going on in the world, people need to--yes, like that one. Just dark blue with...what are those stripes, red? Kind of...pink? Orangey, sort of? Whatever. On camera, those double pinstripes will read red anyway. A nice blue tie with red stripes. That's what I'm talkin' about. A tie that no one can care about."
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