In an Unprecedented Step aside from our usual commentary on the semi-nightly critique of Brian Williams' cravats, we here at The Report must make take sad and pointed note of the recent shocking Sartorial Trend unfolding before our eyes. Before we comment further, a brief recap is in order:
Wednesday, 28 Sept.: SPT.
Tuesday, 27 Sept.: Jet and Gold Bling Stripe
Monday, 26 Sept.: SPT.
Friday, 23 Sept.: Jet and Gold Bling Stripe
Thursday, 22 Sept: SPT.
WHAT IS HAPPENING? Is Brian camping out at The Nightly? Did Mrs. Williams change the locks? Has Someone lost his subscription to Men's Vogue?
I feel our concern is justified. Brian Williams, contact me here at The Report. I stand ready to assist you in any way I can.